customumbrelleas.neocities.org

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https://customumbrelleas.neocities.org/ is currently for Rent while the staff of the site are down for the school year (2026-June 2027).

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RENT ENDS JUNE 1, 2027 (Owners take back site)

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Update from Sagan McMahon

School Year 2026-2027 (Week 6)

"Attention all Custom Umbrellas™ customers, if you are wondering why the site is for rent, it's because me and Daniel are now in school, it's week 6 for us. Now, once June 1st, 2027 12:00 AM hits, 247 days remaining. Renters, don't worry, on June 1st, this doesn't mean that you get kicked off the site. As long as your subscription is still active, your good until June 30, 2027, 9:23 AM."

"Anyways guys, if you want some Xander lore, click the button below."

customumbrelleas.neocities.org/xander-lore-explained

The Xander Lore Explained

"Hello, my name is Sagan McMahon, a former hacker within this site. Now, don't get me mixed up with a bad guy, I'm a good guy, I only hack the people that do some dumb shit to the site or me or my colleagues. But, sit back and let me explain the Xander Lore to you. It all started on August 2, 2026 9:55 AM EDT. At this time, me and Daniel were just chilling monitoring the site and making updates like usual. Then, 9:58 AM hits BOOM, our site gets hacked, we don't know who but we know one thing, we have to fight for our hard working site. So, the hacker decides to start messing with everything and do flashing lights on our screen and saying our home addresses. At this time we didn't call 911. Now, I'm also a hacker so I hack him back, he gets my phone number and he says, "Bitch, why tf did you hack me?" so I typed back, "Because you hacked our site for no reason at all, karma's a bitch isn't she?""

Xander: "Sorry then, but can I have my account back?"

Me: "Sure ig"

Xander: "did you guys just start this site, it seems new?"

Me: "Yes, we did, we're looking for new hires."

Xander: "Can I join?"

Me: "Uh, bro, you just tried to hack us"

Xander: "Oh mb"

"Now I don't know why he hacked us, to this day we probably will never know. But, continuing the story, after like 1 day, we add him to our team to see how it will go and it goes pretty good... for 24 hours. We wake up the next day and guess what? Our site is fucked. Right, he made it a completely new design, it was modern, prices were over $200 just for a SINGLE UMBRELLA! We were aiming for a really cheap custom umbrella business. Then, I restore the site because I have a backup of the code hidden away in case of emergencies. 24 days later, I get a text on my phone and this guy spams the N-word at me and says, "Fuck you n-word x45" and then leaves us and we still don't know where he went or why he hates us to this day..."

https://customumbrelleas.neocities.org/ is currently for Rent while the staff of the site are down for the school year (2026-June 2027).

Here are some forms from the Custom Umbrellas™ site that are still open according to the site Manager: Sagan McMahon.

The Xander Lore Explained

Sagan McMahon

Daniel Leatherwood Jr.

All Staff Members

Message from Xander.